Since
the Government is doing it's best to combat the Aedes Mosquito epidemic,
I thought I should also lend a hand in this anti-dengue fever cause.
After a couple of hours day dreaming in an unknown Delifrance outlet
situated in the West, and as I munched on a buttered croissant,
it has occured to me there alot of ways we can deal with this annoying
dengue plague. Check it out!
Start
a massive propaganda campaign instructing every Singaporean family
to adopt pet frogs. These frogs will effectively eat all mosquitoes
(and flies) in the home.
Construct "Blood poles".
Mosquitoes will go directly and suck the blood from the blood
bags instead of getting the blood from us.
Put
our military helicopters to good use by attaching them with a
huge canvas. "Bungkus" the whole island for a major
thermal fogging exercise. All mosquitoes (cockroaches, birds,
trees and some people with respiratory problems) will effectively
die.
Issue all Singaporeans with Mosquito Eliminator Apparatus..
also known as the swatter.
Our
top scientist should try to come up with an "enlarging"
spraying agent so that the mosquitoes can be seen easily.
Fashion
designers should come up with clothing
that is totally made up of mosquito nets.
Make
all foreign talents wear mosquito costumes to act as a reminder
to residence about the dangers of dengue fever.
Sometimes,
going back to basics works best. Install a huge
mosquito coil in every estate and let the coil burn 24hrs a day.
