I
accompanied my Dad to the Polyclinic recently and the long waiting
time was atrocious! We had to wait to register, wait again to be
assigned to a doctor, wait for the doctor to call our number and
wait some more to pay and collect the medication! Surely, there
should be a better way! While waiting, my brain started to tick
and soon I came up with the perfect plan to shorten waiting time
in Polyclinics! Check it out!
Patient's illnesses
would be evaluated
at the front door and separated into groups.
Self-service machines will be available at polyclinics
so patients can seek medical treatment fast.
To avoid
patients faking illnesses just to get MCs and clogging queue lines,
Polyclinics should accept only serious,
legitimate medical cases only.
Hire gangsters to discourage patients
from coming to the polyclinic frequently.
Hire
cheap doctors from foriegn countries
so they can start treatment even at the waiting lines.
Patients can help themselves to the medication,
buffet style. Fast and hassle free!
Cut
the number of people falling ill in the first place
by selling vaccines door-to-door, just like how they sell goreng
pisang.
First
Aid manual should be issued to every family in Singapore. That
way, families can treat common illness and perform simple surgeries
at the comfort of their own home.
