Recently,
I heard the news over the radio stating that road accidents are
at it's all time high. Most experts just could not understand even
with sophisticated ERP money-sucking system, freshly color road
markings and super complicated road tests seem to not have work...
Never fear! Let the Evil Bunny pave the way for you! The way to
eternal road safety bliss!
To
lower road traffic accidents, kindly implement the policies below:D
Set
up straight forward, no-nonsense traffic ads.
With stern reminders, motorists will certainly drive with caution.
Upsize traffic lights and signs so they can never be missed.
Cease
imports of ALL vehicles. Let motorists purchase
battery operated kiddy vehicles instead. COE still apply.
Hinder Singaporeans from getting a car licence in the first place.
Set up extremely difficult questions for the Driving Theory Tests.
Jack up the price of
ERPs to deter motorists
from driving in the first place.
No cars and motorbikes = NO TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS!
"Tyre
Wardens" will pick random cars and disable their tyres.
Less cars = LESS ACCIDENTS!
Set up cardboard Traffic
Policemen to slow down traffic.
Cushion
all traffic areas to minimise
damage on impact and thus save lives!
