A
couple of weeks back, Singapore was hit with this monsoon, freak
rain season. Just when you thought the sun is shining, another set
of dark clouds decide to relief itself on us. I didn't know they
(clouds) can carry gallons and gallons of rain at one given time.
It's like they have this sort of bladder infection or something-
once they let go, after half an hour they have to let go again.
Some parts of Singapore was hit by flood
and our neighbour JB also kena rabak. But fortunately, the rain
finally stopped. I wonder what will happen to Singapore if the
rain doesn't stop. I mean, what if it just goes on and on...
Mercedes
cars will be replaced with Mercedes boats.
However Mercedes style of driving will remain the same.
Void decks will be totally submerged underwater.
But that does not seem to affect Malay weddings.
SAF, Civil Defence and
the Air Force will no longer exist.
All NS men are to report to the Navy.
Double yellow lines will be replaced with double yellow floats.
Homoamphibians
will emerge.
Water
Polo will take over soccer as the national sport.
Life jackets will be
available in all sorts of designs.
MRT
trains will be replaced with MRT sampans instead.
