Now Kuo Chuan Secondary have a notorious bunch of gangsters in school. They come in packs, just like hyenas… You can see the mark of these gangsters by the way they buy food during recess. I gotta add that recess at KCPSS was madness. There is no queue and the crowd was this one pile of bodies all mashed up to buy food all screaming to get their hands on a plate of Nasi Lemak, as if the canteen Makcik sold her dishes to the highest bidder. It reminded me of some Hitler-style concentration camp, or the guys I see in stock markets, or a mosh pit at a Suede concert.. (yes, they body surfed to Suede! I was there!) . It got so bad that some kids would go through the back door and enter through the kitchen but of course all the Makcik and Ah Soh will shoo them away like some rats. I learned to be aggressive, clawed and bite my way in, cause hey, a bunny gotta eat right?

So where was I, yeah the gangsters… A gangster in school does not have to queue up at all. The minute he rear his gangster head, the crowd of mashed up bodies would miraculously split up like the Red sea. It was as if Jennifer Lopez was in town and the canteen suddenly became one red carpet event.
Now Kuo Chuan Secondary have a notorious bunch of gangsters in school. They come in packs, just like hyenas… You can see the mark of these gangsters by the way they buy food during recess. I gotta add that recess at KCPSS was madness. There is no queue and the crowd was this one pile of bodies all mashed up to buy food all screaming to get their hands on a plate of Nasi Lemak, as if the canteen Makcik sold her dishes to the highest bidder. It reminded me of some Hitler-style concentration camp, or the guys I see in stock markets, or a mosh pit at a Suede concert.. (yes, they body surfed to Suede! I was there!) . It got so bad that some kids would go through the back door and enter through the kitchen but of course all the Makcik and Ah Soh will shoo them away like some rats. I learned to be aggressive, clawed and bite my way in, cause hey, a bunny gotta eat right?

So where was I, yeah the gangsters… A gangster in school does not have to queue up at all. The minute he rear his gangster head, the crowd of mashed up bodies would miraculously split up like the Red sea. It was as if Jennifer Lopez was in town and the canteen suddenly became one red carpet event.

A guy got another guy headlocked and his head was already red because of the restriction of blood flow to his brain but he was hanging on. The ghastly part was another boy, a skinnier type, which reminded me of Star Scream from the transformers, kept kicking the guy’s head (which by now looks like a red tomato) like a football. This type of kick is not those passing a ball to a friend kinda kick.. this kick is like those penalty shoot out.. You make a light jog, wind up the your quad leg muscle and release one good solid leg swing. Now replace the ball with a tomato human head and imagine like 8 or more good kick swings.. yeah.. I think you get the picture.

Yeah but the thing that top it all was when we actually made ourselves a secret code! Those archaic Math symbols did come to use after all. The code is so complex, I bet even the CIA can’t crack it.. but unfortunately, a girl from our class did. See if you can crack the Death Squad code. Get your pen and paper. If you can manage to crack the code and reveal the hidden message, do email me. The first reader to crack the code flawlessly and get the hidden message will get the Enjet-enjet semut CD! I’m not kiding! Email me with the subject header: “Crack the Death Squad Code!” If you manage to decipher the code, feel free to use it among your friends to send secret messages during class. That way, you can never be caught cause on first look the code looked like some scribbles but after the 5th and 6th look its will still not make sense. Hahaha.