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Part of the education filth. If you, the secondary student complains
about the crap you have to go through, you have every right to.
Check this out!
It
seemed to me that whoever is in charge of Education have this
“great” idea that, we should be expert in a lot of
things. Just when we are struggling with learning 2 languages,
all the Science and mathematical equations, they decided to say
“Hey, why don’t we make them learn carpentry and construct
furniture or something.” Enter Design and Technology. I
was a relief teacher and I saw girly girls struggle with a Hack
saw trying to cut a piece of wood. I think they were trying to
build a birdhouse.. I do not comprehend what was the objective
they were trying to achieve? A better appreciation of furniture
from IKEA? Perhaps Design Tech was Physical Education in disguise
since everybody is sweating and the workshop is like like a sauna
with wood chips minus the towels. Don’t worry girls, once
you are done with dumb secondary school crap, you don’t
have to touch any tools EVER!
Birdhouse
of Death done by a girly girl.
Early
Primary School is spent on spelling. I would froze every time
there’s a spelling test. I hated it because its like memorizing
scripts for a performance or something. But thank God, for Sesame
Street. I learned that each letter made a specific sound and you
can break ‘em up into small digestible parts. My Primary
School teacher on the other hand, just shove a list and expect
us to memorize. That’s what Singapore generally is.. a pack
of memorizing droning robots.
So I can safely say that Jim Henson was actually my English teacher
back then. Once hit Primary 3, Multiplication tables are the rave.
7x7, 8x6.. we are made to memorize like human calculators. I hated
that thing too.
Will
these names ever be useful to the average Singaporean teenager
after he/she graduate from Secondary School?
But the nightmare does not stop there- Just when you are done
sawing that piece of wood, they realised “Hey, I’m
hungry. Why don’t we let them learn how to cook.”
Enter Home Econs. Now they want us to be Martha Stewart. Every
Singaporean teenager MUST know how to make a pineapple tart. Cooking
is a good skill to learn ON YOUR OWN TIME or if you wanna MAKE
IT A PROFESSION.. IT IS A TOTAL FAILURE if you make it a mandatory
subject during secondary school.
Thank God, I don’t have to go through
that! Unfortunately, I was made to learn yet another non-beneficial
knowledge.. It’s called Principle of Accounts. Now that
is a MAJOR waste of time. If you want to balance books, they
have software for that.. It’s called Excel. Or if you
are up-to-date you can also buy what companies are using now..
it’s called “Quick Books”. I was also forced
to learn History. Actually I have nothing against History. We
gotta know how Singapore came about. We must know how the Ang
Moh Raffles colonise Singapore.
He
travelled through seven seas and plant a flag but it starts
to get messed up when you go into deeper detail like Parameswara
and the Temenggong nephews’s son, assassinate Sri Maharaja
daughter whom was a tranvestite. Don’t waste my bloody
time. God gave this life to me not for you dictate and force
me to learn things I am not interested. Do I look like a Historian
to you? Then comes Literature.. Oh my God.. They made us read
boring books and after we have done so, the teachers realized
he got some free time and made us act out a scene from MacBeth.
My
POINT is, it is FINE if you want to expose teenagers to the fascinating
world of clouds or how the Japanese named this island Shonan-bloody-toe
once a upon a time. Basic facts that everybody should be aware
of is OKAY. But if you force them to learn the nitty gritty and
expect them to be a master of all of them then, you are pushing
to a world of teenage suicides. Different students have different
interest and if you are not blind and have the wisdom to see,
you can tap on this and work on this at a very young age.
Example: I have a friend and she HATES
Literature and Art. She did Design Tech and what she did was just
to put an effort just enough for a passing mark. She is into Biology
and Chemistry and now she resides in the US pursuing her studies
in Forensics and she can recall how messed up it was when her
Art teacher spent so much time on shading drawing skills. Now,
I was a relief Art teacher and I was serious with teaching Art
because I have a passion for this and I want to spread the love.
I even made some students stay back to get it their artwork right
even though I was not paid to do so.. Talk about extreme eh! But
I came to realize that not everybody like Art and I need to give
these kids a break.
I concentrate on those with potential and
I can see them improve. For those who are forced, and you can
see it in their face, you gave them mediocre tasks that they can
pass easily. Of course you have to incite and jab in some enthusiasm
but that can only go so far. Some students have other plans in
mind and I cannot change that. I know of a teacher who keep bugging
me and hurl insults to get my Maths done right. I got so annoyed
that I made my Aunt wrote nice letter to her to “back off”.
She did not bug me since.
The guy aims to be a doctor.
The girl aims to be a designer.
Stop
slowing them students down with unnecessary bullshit that they
do not need for their future careers. It will make it look like
you do not know what you are doing and you just fill the void
with subjects you pick from the sky. And worse you made this dumb
subjects important by having a need for them to pass in order
to go on to move on to Poly etc. Your whimsical policies do not
amuse me. I was in the US and I got a brochure from a High school
(our secondary school equivalent) that have this program called
“Launch Pad”.
High school students who are interested in ART, get to be exposed
to industry standard software dealing with 3D and special effects.
I was green with envy and drooling. In Singapore, I am not even
allowed to take Art because I was of Express stream. I don’t
know why. They treat Art like a cursed subject only the Normal
students can touch.
Check
out this link below.
http://www.smc.edu/institutes/institute_home.htm
Check this out, only students who is interested in taking Chemistry
have to take an assement on Math... for those interested in Animation,
you can skip this shit because they, Santa Monica College knows,
Math got NOTHING to do with animation!
If my secondary school
scraped my Principle of Accounts, Design Tech and History and
make me learn Maya, Lightwave and other 3d animation softwares
and test me on that.. Instead of Cs and Ds I would get freakin
As.. And not only that, I would start young like our smart Americans
here.... and we wonder why Hollywood special effects got so
good. Sheesh!
This is what you get when nerds leads the way.
Can
you feel the hate in this article or what? But wait, I’m
NOT done yet. If you have crappy waste-timer subjects like Geography,
Home Econs, Design Tech, Principle of Accounts, Literature..
what is stopping you to introduce Astronomy (the study of planets
and stars) or Entomology (the detailed study of Insects) or
Geology (the study of rocks)? These subjects are super waste
timers.. That way you can fill the Singaporean teenager’s
mind with useless questions like “ List the parts of the
anatomy of an ant. Compare them with the anatomy of a fighting
Spider. - 30 points” or “Describe in a 2000 word
essay; a life cycle of a pebbled stone.”
Do you know how many recesses some students have to skip because
of an ant or waste their precious youth looking at freaking
rocks?! Knowledge they are not gonna use anyway?
If you
fail to answer the question correctly, you cannot graduate to
Polytechnic even though your chosen course have nothing to do
with ants whatsoever.
You
want to know how bad it is for the Secondary School teen? I give
you a simple test. Just take, let us say, a teacher teaching second
language, and give him/her one of the Math problems from the Secondary
2 text book. I bet you he/she can’t answer it. Or take an
English teacher and give her a Chemistry question. Or shove a 2B
pencil and tell your Math teacher to draw and shade a freaking lady
finger. ALL of them would fail miserably! So check this out; if
a teacher have gone through the same exact shit that the secondary
school student have gone through, why are they not exhibiting their
expert knowledge on ALL subjects?
It’s
because they cannot. Like everybody else, they dwell on knowledge
that they are good and have interest in but ironically the Educational
System is trying to jam EVERYTHING in a 17 year old brain. A friend
teacher told me once that she was very good at Math and she even
took Add Math and all.. but now she has forgotten everything.
She teaches English today. What does it mean if you don’t
use or you forget things taught in Secondary School? It simply
means Secondary School is a total waste of time. Can you see how
messed up it is now?
I
was an Art teacher and I don’t know basic Algebra!
Evil Bunny!
PS:
Secondary students listen up! Make your teacher read this article
and discuss it in class. That would be fun, no?:D
Let
the video load fully. Start the video at 3:36 (or 2:22, depending
on your Youtube config) ; that's where the fun starts.. the front
of part of the video is kinda long winded and boring.. yup, just
like our Education System.
This
is a national anthem for Secondary Schools in Singapore!
Thanks Pink Floyd!
"We don't need
no education
We don’t need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teacher! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall."