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Beware
the Thunder
29 Jan 07
Have
you ever had an idea that sits in your brain but you fail to act
on it because of a variety of reasons? "I'm too busy with my
job as it is!", "I'd rather spend time with my friends",
"I'll get to it.. right after I play Gears of War on my Xbox360."
Instead
of fading away like any other random thought in my head, this
particular idea refuse to budge. It sit still like a little obedient
dog, wagging its tail... and just when when you thought it's gonna
sit there for all eternity, that cute dog starts to get annoying
and restless.
But
you are still busy. You have other plans. You have friends to
meet, work to do, movies to watch and Xbox to be 360ed. So you
decided that the only way to stop that cute now annoying dog is
to put him to sleep. So you beat it with a stick right?
You
beat the crap out of it but to your horror, you realised this
dog refuse to die! Instead it morphed into this huge rabid infested
mongrel. Now what do you do? |
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To
make matters worse, you blab this idea to your Mum and some of
your friends.. and now they can't wait for it to materialize.
Great. Now not only you have a crazy idea-rabid-mongrel tearing
your mind to pieces, your Mum and friends keep putting tabs on
you on how that idea is coming along. And whenever you answered
that you have not started on it yet, they give you this dirty-procrastinator-lazy-ass
look. And trust me, it's not a pleasant look.
Then
MONTHS passed and you realise that you are hanging by a thread.
You can't sleep and you swear you can hear the dog barking in
your head late at night and your Mum disowned you and your friends
have left you because they can't stand to be associated with an
empty vessel. The only way is to surrender and say goodbye to
your social life and take that idea-rabid-dog for a long overdue
walk.
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That
mongrel I'm talking about is this website. I've always wanted
to do this but I kept putting it aside. I told myself that I'm
suppose to update it frequently... but honestly, I don't even
know if I have that type of discipline. (I promised myself to
hit the gym twice a week and I end up doing 30 seconds push-ups
in my room instead. What makes I think I'm gonna keep updating
my site? I just don't know.) But one thing I know is that this
site is gonna exist for 1 full year cause the hosting has been
paid for:)
I'll tell you a bit
about myself. I'm your average Singaporean Malay guy. My photos
are plastered everywhere but since I'm painfully shy (or hiding
from loan sharks. You decide.), I've masked it with a face of
a bunny:) I'm gonna talk about anything I find amusing and share
my experiences. Life in Singapore can be tough but hey, if I
manage to get anyone to crack a smile just be reading the crap
I post, my job is halfway done!:)
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Don't
you just hate red-eyes on photographs.
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I
hope you gonna stick around cause I hate to know that I'm rambling
and no one's listening. Haha. So don't be shy to email me and
introduce yourself and add me to your Friendster list!
And yes, there's
one more thing I would like to hilight. Please bear in mind
that most of the stuff I write are gonna be total fiction, as
in totally made up. NEVER take my words seriously. And I know
some English teachers out there can't sleep right tonight after
reading this because of the sheer grandmatical and sperling
mistakes. Hey, I'm doing my best so back off!
I deal with lots
of humour (or at least what I think is funny) so if you can't
take a joke and gets easily offended, PLEASE remove yourself
from this site. I'm gonna stay away from vulgarities and anything
tasteless but sometimes swear words can be heard from eg. A
Youtube video I post, so kids, I don't think you should be visting
this site either. If you must, ask Mummy and Daddy first okay?:)
I guess that's about
it. It's 11.31pm and I'm gonna take a shower and hit the sack.
It has begun,
Evil Bunny
PS:I hope the thunder
didn't scare you too much.. Hehe. Next time lower the volume
on your PC lah.
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