Teenage Sex Part 1 of 2
23 MAY 07

The minute I uploaded this article I saw a jump in my web stats by a staggering 315%… in a mere 5 seconds. Yes. Everybody is into sex. If you are a teen, you are curious about it, when you get married you have full access to it. Some have good resistance to temptation, while others just have no control whatsoever. Some lose interest in time while some can’t have enough.
Actually I decided to write about it because my elder sister told me to. I’m talking about teenage sex, sex education in schools and unwanted pregnancies. She’s worried about her girl who is gonna step into Primary One soon. She read about an article some months back about a nine year old girl getting pregnant because she had sex with her 14 year old boyfriend. Yeah, you read it right. 9 years old. Kids making kids. What was I doing when I was 9 years old? I was watching cartoons right after school at 6:30pm and memorized spells from Visionaries.. Yup, that’s what I did when I was 9 years old.

The girl, on the other hand, has a baby in her womb. That’s pretty scary. I think what’s scarier was when she said she learned about sex when she was taught sex education in her school. Wait. I thought those lessons are supposed to help prevent unwanted pregnancies.. I guess it just did the total opposite. SEX EDUCATION MADE A 9 YEAR OLD GIRL PREGNANT.

I have seen things change through the years. In just 20 years or so, our environment, the way we talk, our youths, technology, have all changed. Back then, the topic was secret societies and setting up a food stall anywhere you want without a licence, now it’s Islamophobia and a lot of talk about sex. I have noticed our youths have turned to this rude bunch. I have the lucky experience of being a relief teacher for a secondary school, so I know this first hand. They are not afraid to talk back and some are even rude to elders. Why this moral decay? And why the heck should we give a damn about them? Because our youths is the only thing we have. We have no oil, no rubber plantation.. heck I don’t think we can even manufacture manure cause we don’t have enough cows.. That’s pretty sad.. we can’t even produce shit! So as cliché as it sounds, our youth is our future and if our future is a bunch or immoral gremlins, I say that’s a sign Singapore is gonna turn for the worst.. You thought the GST hike is bad? Wait till immoral children born from the 90s enter the workforce.. Office politics gonna be office war.

So what is the problem here.. where is the root of all evil? What causes this decay? I can say all these lies in mainly 4 things. Porn, MSN, Parents and the Government.


Our youth may not be this rude, but it's getting there.

Yes.. I noticed as soon as the internet got popular, pornography, got popular. I read in an article once saying that porn sites are the main bulk of internet business. It’s demand is high and it’s growing. Hmm I guess it might be right. What product can fight porn? Vacuum cleaners? Hair Gels? No. Nothing can bring web stats off the scale like hardcore smut. Man, I can easily turn happeepill into a porn site and make money but then again I believe in hell.. so happeepill get a pink bunny instead. Today’s generation have EASY access to hardcore porn. Even if you are not searching for it, pics of naked bodies will appear out of nowhere when you are surfing.

Type a decent word like “milk” or “hen and cock” and the search engine in Google will eventually show pics of genitalia in all its glory. Back then, in the 80s, porn was hard to come by. They came in big clunky video tapes. I remember my friend brought a tape to school he stole from his parent’s closet. I can also remember the porn list in the mailbox.. Yes they have a list of weird titles like “Naughty Suzy XXX” or “Wild Wild Wet” And no Suzy is not a little child and no I’m not talking about the water slides in Pasir Ris. I won’t judge you if you are an adult and watch porn. You do what you do, behind closed door, and only you are answerable to God on judgement day :P.. but if you are 13, and you know what “dix” or “fex” stands for and other porn lingo, then you are a unwanted pregnancy waiting to happen.


This is what you'll see, if Happeepill turn porny.

My Mum got suspicious to why I always
like to retrieve mail from the mailbox.
I read a sex expert article suggesting that parents should show their teenage sons and daughters these vulgar sites “to take their curiosity away and explain why they should not go back”. Hahaha. Man, I shudder at the thought of these nerds giving advice. If my Dad showed me porn, it would open the flood gates. Intellectual idiots never fail to amaze me.

My point is that porn and a curious hormone raging teenager is one bad mix. The easy access of pornographic material to minors will lead to moral decay. Something gotta be done to stop or at least hamper the access of pornographic material.

So now you have a teenager who watch porn.. he has all this sexual pattern in his head and it’s turning to be an obsession. Then you have another bad technological mix.. MSN. When I talk about MSN, I don’t mean just MSN. I’m talking about this internet chat thing. MIRC, YAHOO CHAT, ALAMAK CHAT…. They are all guilty. The reason for all these kids and teenagers hooking up and having boyfriends at a young age is that they have an avenue to communicate without any inhibition. Back when I was in Primary school, I had a crush on this girl bad. Kids are normally shy and since I got no MSN.. heck I have no computers at home.. so I did the next best thing, I wrote her a letter. I was primary six then.


I started my writing days young.

We exchanged letters till I got like a bunch.. I still have them. I wrote letters until I was in secondary school.. but soon we drifted and lost contact. I think by now, she is married with 6 kids. So let’s check this out. If I was exposed to porn and I chat with this girl every night via MSN, I can bet you that all 6 kids will be mine by Secondary 2.. Then you can read about the Evil Bunny in the papers and maybe you can see my photo.

All this talk about sex is making me hungry.. for SEX! No.. I’m hungry and I need to eat.. some SEX! No, to eat some Prata or Nasi Ayam in the coffeeshop.. where I will perform some hardcore SEX! No, I just pay and go home and this article is getting too long and I gotta break it up into 2 parts. I’ll continue on this issue on raunchy teenage sex soon… as soon as i get some SEX.

Will you cut it out?
Evil Bunny!

 
 
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