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Lies!
Lies! Lies!
14 JUL 08
Some
time ago, I received a blog entry that strike a chord in me. It
was written by Muna and the title was “Snag that man”.
There was this paragraph that made me nearly pooped in my pants
and she wrote : “what
kind of guys do u get attracted to? rich ones? handsome ones?
married ones? gigi-senget ones? and play your game. if he likes
girls wearing tudung? wear one! if he likes submissive girls who
say "yes, dear, no dear" than be one. cook for him.
show him you care. then once u get married to him, then u can
show your taring (fangs). heh heh.”
Woah.
Even though I am well aware of this deceptive strategy (most guys
are not) carried out by females worldwide, this is the very first
time that a female actually confesses to it on her blog (so hence
the pooping in pants reaction). It was like telling the world
women’s secret formula, which is “We lie to get our
man!” And guys if you are not careful and don’t know
how to play this game right, you will realize that the woman you
dated is the not the same as the woman you marry. And how many
marriages get broken because of this rude awakening! |
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Before
and after marriage. |
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If
you have not already realized it, this dating game, a lot of you
are playing right now, is one big sham. Spending time watching
movies, the countless late nights chatting via MSN and long talks
at Starbucks DOES NOT make you “understand” the person
better. You will never know how your girl and guy truly is UNTIL
you marry and live with him/her. Dating only opens the gate to
premarital sex (also known as “zina”). So in the occasional
event that a girl comes to me and boastfully declare that her
relationship with her boyfriend had reach the 10 year mark.. My
first thought has always been on how much heavy petting is involved
in that 10 years? So with that, I don’t know whether to
congratulate or feel sorry for her.
Moving
along now, only through marriage will you see your partner for
what he/she truly is.. Just when you thought he is the guy who
loves to whisper romantic nothings to you, you will learn that
he is also the guy that likes to fart and scratch his crotch in
between commercials. Yup, be prepared for that ladies!
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Even
though this game of deception, is practiced by both males and
females, I gotta state that, without causing a feminist stampede,
women are by far more deceptive than men. They are so good at
it, guys are confused to what’s truth and what’s
not anymore. And they are ruthless! And they even have the stamina
and put up a fake charade for YEARS!
I know a girl who ONLY cleans when the boyfriend comes to her
place. I know of yet another “nice” pretty girl
who declined the advances of a really nice guy which I thought
is perfect for her… until one day, I managed to see through
her deception strategy and realized that she only goes for men
who own cars! What a SHAM! Another girl acts coy in front of
her boyfriend but all her friends know she is a debative b%tch
who demands her way every single time. … so as you can
see, we guys are in deep sh*t.
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Before
I go out of point, my goal for this article is to equip the
guys with at least some form of defense. Defense to counter
the never-ending female deception and lies. Defense to counter
girls who say “then once u get married to him, then u
can show your taring (fangs).” Yup, defence from girls
like Muna << and there’s A LOT of them! (I bet you
are dating Muna girl right now!) Even though I know we guys
are already on the losing end because our guy brain have been
hijacked by the countless cleavage glimpses and hypnotic swaying
of hips when our girls walk,.. we guys have to get it together
and follow these easy steps.
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Talk
is cheap
Let us just say that you like a girl who is very clean. You have
been living in a pigsty of a bedroom and you realized that you do
not have this discipline or skill to get rooms clean and stay clean
at all times. You cannot afford to have a messy wife because 2 messy
people will be very bad.. What would the neighbors say? Cookie crumbs
on the sofa? Pepsi cans on the TV? You will be like a pair of Oscars
from Sesame Street.. So you vow to get a clean girl right? So what
are you gonna do? Ask your girlfriend at point blank? No
girl in the right mind will acknowledge that she lives in filth.
One way you can do is to visit her place unannounced. Give a quick
360 degree look at her living room and see what state it is in.
If that is too intrusive for some of you, then do it my way, visit
her at her workplace and look at her desk. A cluttered desk can
inevitably be living with a spouse that does not know how to operate
a vacuum cleaner.
Bribe
a sibling
If you really want to know your girl through and through, you
gotta have a date with her brother, if she have any. Treat him
to a game of Counter Strike, or a movie and bribe him with porn…
no lah depend on what sort of brother she have. Once he is soften
up by the blatant bribery of naked women, ask him solid questions
about his sister. Solid questions like “How much tolerance
does she have with accidental gas movements?” “Is
she okay with crotch scratching in between commercials”
and “Does she know how to operate a vacuum cleaner.”
Yup, nothing yaps more than a bribed sibling who is intoxicated
with adult material. |
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Her
bestfriend is YOUR bestfriend!
Besides siblings, your girlfriend’s close friends are also
a good source to gather intelligence. I was dating this girl way
back and she was complaining about her best friend walking out on
her because she was late for a mere 15 minutes. To me, that was
kinda harsh. I think 15 minutes is reasonable because sometimes,
I can be late too. So I was totally supportive of my girl and I
thought her friend was just being a time obsessive nazi. But after
a while, I realize why because the girl I’m going out with
was a chronic late comer. 15 minutes to 30 minutes is norm and the
worst part is her handphone would be on vibrate mode and she will
be listening to her Ipod in the bus making her uncontactable!
So
imagine, if you have been going out with this girl who you think
is so sweet and suddenly one day her best friend just made a casual
remark saying that she is very impatient or she likes to belittle
people, or she is very vulgar. You gotta take that remark very
seriously and start your detective work cause you don’t
wanna tie the knot with a deceptive, impatient, condescending,
vulgar girl now would you?
To
conclude this article on relationships, I would like to leave
one advice for the guys. “Do not be fooled because you love
your girl so much that you can’t see past right and wrong!”
Love
Guru strikes again!
Evil Bunny!
PS:
And Muna, relax lah.. Remember that my disclaimer is the same
as yours! “im joking ppl. JOKINGGGG!!!! pls dont take this
toooooo seriously. cheers :D |
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