Techy People Part 1 of 2
02 NOV 08

People have this notion that I can fix computers. Since they see me spending every waking hour of my life in front of the PC, they automatically assume that I am a techy kinda guy.. well, I’m not. I mean, I wish I am.. but I’m not.

It took a while for me to learn the computer terminology. I think some terms they use are pretty bizarre. I mean who was responsible for coming with the word “Motherboard”? Do we really need to go down the family line to name electrical parts? Any “Grandfather” boards lying around at Challenger? Just when I thought that was bad, I learned that another computer part is call a “RAM”… I thought rams are those wooly goats with twirly horns?

One of the fascinating things I noticed in the world of computer fixing and computer parts haggling, are the people who emerse themselves in all these technological geekiness. I remember my PC went crazy a few years back and I need a new one bad so I asked a techy friend to help me choose parts at Sim Lim. (If you don’t know the difference between Sound board and Cardboard.. trust me, you need help). One of the weird thing I noticed is how my friend and the shop owner would practically wet their pants whenever they open pricey computer parts from the box… I mean, they were practically drooling at a video card as if he saw some hi-tech boobs on it. I tried to share their enthusiasm.. but I don’t know what to look at…

As much as I try to appreciate that some parts are plated with gold, I just can’t get as excited as them. Honestly all I saw was some wires, small rectangular nuts and a black fan. You don’t get excited if you unscrew the 3 pin plug from a home appliance, do you?


For you and me, this may be a picture of computer parts..
but to some people out there.. this is hardcore porn.
And this techy friend of mine has this habit of equating computers like living, breathing beings. Questions like:

“Why can’t I just unplug my PC without shutting Windows down properly?” His reply “Cannot like that. If you run you cannot immediately go to bed what. You must cool down first, take a bath then go to sleep.”

Ooookay.. “Why is my computer so slow when I open a lot of programs?” His answer.. “If a person is forced to multitask 5 different jobs, he also will work slower what?”

Good analogy but borderline annoying.

For your info, I own a Dell now cause they have this 24 hour tech hotline I can call. Those Dell engineers in India never fail to solve any issues.

Selva helped me reformat my PC 3 times,
Evil Bunny
 
 
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