Techy
People Part 1 of 2
02 NOV 08
People
have this notion that I can fix computers. Since they see me spending
every waking hour of my life in front of the PC, they automatically
assume that I am a techy kinda guy.. well, I’m not. I mean,
I wish I am.. but I’m not. It
took a while for me to learn the computer terminology. I think
some terms they use are pretty bizarre. I mean who was responsible
for coming with the word “Motherboard”? Do we really
need to go down the family line to name electrical parts? Any
“Grandfather” boards lying around at Challenger? Just
when I thought that was bad, I learned that another computer part
is call a “RAM”… I thought rams are those wooly
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of the fascinating things I noticed in the world of computer fixing
and computer parts haggling, are the people who emerse themselves
in all these technological geekiness. I remember my PC went crazy
a few years back and I need a new one bad so I asked a techy friend
to help me choose parts at Sim Lim. (If you don’t know the
difference between Sound board and Cardboard.. trust me, you need
help). One of the weird thing I noticed is how my friend and the
shop owner would practically wet their pants whenever they open
pricey computer parts from the box… I mean, they were practically
drooling at a video card as if he saw some hi-tech boobs on it.
I tried to share their enthusiasm.. but I don’t know what
to look at… |
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As
much as I try to appreciate that some parts are plated with
gold, I just can’t get as excited as them. Honestly all
I saw was some wires, small rectangular nuts and a black fan.
You don’t get excited if you unscrew the 3 pin plug from
a home appliance, do you?
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For
you and me, this may be a picture of computer parts..
but to some people out there.. this is hardcore porn. |
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And
this techy friend of mine has this habit of equating computers
like living, breathing beings. Questions like:
“Why can’t I just unplug my PC without shutting Windows
down properly?” His reply “Cannot like that. If you
run you cannot immediately go to bed what. You must cool down
first, take a bath then go to sleep.”
Ooookay.. “Why is my computer so slow when I open a lot
of programs?” His answer.. “If a person is forced
to multitask 5 different jobs, he also will work slower what?”
Good analogy but borderline annoying. |
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For
your info, I own a Dell now cause they have this 24 hour tech
hotline I can call. Those Dell engineers in India never fail to
solve any issues. |
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Selva
helped me reformat my PC 3 times,
Evil Bunny |
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