Have you ever had an idea that sits in your brain but you fail to act on it because of a variety of reasons? “I’m too busy with my job as it is!”, “I’d rather spend time with my friends”, “I’ll get to it.. right after I play Gears of War on my Xbox360.”

Instead of fading away like any other random thought in my head, this particular idea refuse to budge. It sits still like a little obedient dog, wagging its tail… and just when when you thought it’s gonna sit there for all eternity, that cute dog starts to get annoying and restless.

But you are still busy. You have other plans. You have friends to meet, work to do, movies to watch and Xbox to be 360ed. So you decided that the only way to stop that cute now annoying dog is to put him to sleep. So you beat it with a stick right?

You beat the crap out of it but to your horror, you realised this dog refuse to die! Instead it morphed into this huge rabid infested mongrel. Now what do you do?

To make matters worse, you blab this idea to your Mum and some of your friends.. and now they can’t wait for it to materialize. Great. Now, not only you have a crazy idea-rabid-mongrel tearing your mind to pieces, your Mum and friends keep putting tabs on you on how that idea is coming along. And whenever you answered that you have not started on it yet, they give you this dirty-procrastinator-lazy-a$$ look. And trust me, it’s not a pleasant look.

Then MONTHS passed and you realise that you are hanging by a thread. You can’t sleep and you swear you can hear the dog barking in your head late at night and your Mum disowned you and your friends have left you because they can’t stand to be associated with an empty vessel. The only way is to surrender and say goodbye to your social life and take that idea-rabid-dog for a long overdue walk.

That mongrel I’m talking about is this website. I’ve always wanted to do this but I kept putting it aside. I told myself that I’m suppose to update it frequently… but honestly, I don’t even know if I have that type of discipline. (I promised myself to hit the gym twice a week and I end up doing 30 seconds push-ups in my room instead. What makes I think I’m gonna keep updating my site? I just don’t know.) But one thing I know is that this site is gonna exist for 1 full year cause the hosting has been paid for:)

I’ll tell you a bit about myself. I’m your average Singaporean Malay guy. My photos are plastered everywhere but since I’m painfully shy (or hiding from loan sharks. You decide.), I’ve masked it with a face of a bunny:) I’m gonna talk about anything I find amusing and share my experiences. Life in Singapore can be tough but hey, if I manage to get anyone to crack a smile just be reading the crap I post, my job is halfway done!:)

Don’t you just hate red-eyes on photographs.

I hope you gonna stick around cause I hate to know that I’m rambling and no one’s listening. Haha. So don’t be shy to email me and introduce yourself and add me to your Friendster list!

And yes, there’s one more thing I would like to hilight. Please bear in mind that most of the stuff I write are gonna be total fiction, as in totally made up. NEVER take my words seriously. And I know some English teachers out there can’t sleep right tonight after reading this because of the sheer grandmatical and sperling mistakes. Hey, I’m doing my best so back off!

I deal with lots of humor (or at least what I think is funny) so if you can’t take a joke and gets easily offended, PLEASE remove yourself from this site. I’m gonna stay away from vulgarities and anything tasteless but sometimes swear words can be heard from eg. A Youtube video I post, so kids, I don’t think you should be visiting this site either. If you must, ask Mummy and Daddy first okay?:)

I guess that’s about it. It’s 11.31pm and I’m gonna take a shower and hit the sack.

It has begun,
Evil Bunny

PS:I hope the thunder didn’t scare you too much.. Hehe. Next time lower the volume on your PC lah.