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Straight Talk Epi 1 : 8 in 10 SG youth have unprotected sex with new partner

This is a new Cartoon segment. It is VERY SHORT and it is NOT the Happeepill Show. Happeepill Shows are much longer.

Straight Talk is where the Evil Bunny hit the streets and ask everyday Singaporeans on important issues. Hehe.

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Music Cartoon: Ah Leong Dreams

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Lyrics:
I used to dream about cars and things.
‘Bout being a star and things
I thought that I would outgrow this feelings…
It seems my dream won’t go away.

So it’s more like a nightmare
Keeping me up all night
Like a nightmare
It’s taking over my mind

My desire…Burns inside like a flame
And it can’t, and it won’t be contained.

CHORUS
So I gotta be… FAMOUS!
I gotta be… SOMEBODY!
So I gotta be.. FAMOUS!
I gotta be… SOMEBODY!.. So…

Look at me, Tan Ah Leong
I am Ah Beng with ang kong
What stare-stare? You buay song?
You want EB, wait long-long.

If I rude I sorry lah
Promise you I not pai kia,
Sensitive but not Ah kua
Calm down please , don’t call mata

Now I tell you my story
This secret, tell nobody
I am a star, can’t you see
One day be celebrity

When I sing all girls will scream
Shoot the notes like laser beam
My story, where got cheem?
To be famous is my dream

CHORUS

One fine day I tell mother
She temper worst than gangster
Be lawyer, be doctor
Study hard don’t be singer

Sometimes feel I don’t belong
What so wrong when I sing song,
I not gangster, not  tai long
Tan Ah Leong not blur sotong

Nobody understand me
Why can’t people let me be
I suspect its jealousy
my fault you cant sing proplee?

Not practical, I heck care!
You can’t make it, talk cock there
Don’t give chance, its so unfair!
Watch me be a Billionaire!

CHORUS

One day join singing contest
Sibeh xiong, I feel so stress
I try focus, gave my best
I see all the judge impressed

But at the end of the day
Top prize goes to one Malay
Why I lose, Why so suay
This my dream, I don’t play-play

After I lost,  feel so xian
Distract myself, chase Ah lians
All tell me,  give up my plan
Tell myself Its not the end

Every night I still rehearse
This blessing is like a curse
Like a Curse…  Be famous
One day I will be famous

Music Cartoon: Can I Get Your Numbah


Note: This song is a work of fiction. It does not represent EB’s personal experience.

Chorus
Can I get your numbah
Baby girl I want you
We can have so much fun
I tak boleh tahan
Baby Girl I love you

Can I get your numbah
Baby gurl you need me
Go out jalan-jalan
I belanja you makan
I can make you happee

I think this time I did something right,
We’re on the phone all morning and night
I felt we known each other for years and girl
You make me feel all fuzzy inside

I feel alive, my heart flying free
Is this a dream someone come pinch me
I’m just relief I’m done, don’t have to search no more
You are the girl I plan to marry

So after 3 long years of dating
We start to plan our void deck wedding
You want gamelan plus kuda kepang,
You remind me to start job searching

This song I wrote, I hope you listening,
The classifieds I checked everything,
Interview after interview I go,
But Malay guys don’t speak no Mandarin

Go to Chorus

I know you want to start a family,
You see your friends apply HDB
I finally found a job, we gotta take it slow
Because right now I have no money

I’m working hard hey girl cant you see,
I work long hours with zero OT
My boss told me once if I plan to quit
He can replace me with cheaper FT

I gave you money that I just withdrew
To pay some bills that’s long overdue
I was not prepared, the next thing you said
“I had enough. I have to leave you.”

Don’t say that girl, you know its not right
I promise everything gonna be alright
You have to understand, this is Singapore
Listen girl, lets not fight tonite

Go to Chorus

So 5 years past I tried to let go,
But I’m still hurt, how deep, no one knows
My-friend-told me, you married this guy from work
He have cash, career, car and condo

Looking back, sometimes I do ponder
I kept the ink scribbled on paper
I cant believe how happee I was back then,
I cant believe I got your numbah