This sort of crazy girlfriends / wives stories never fail to make me cringe. So a man from Kuala Lumpur wanted to break up with his girlfriend. An argument broke out and the girl splashed hot water on his koo-koo bird. So the poor man ran naked for 5km to the nearest Police Station.
Just when you think that was scary enough, the article states :
“She returned to the hotel the next morning, bringing a bag containing among others, three knives, two pairs of scissors, a hammer and a brick,’ a source said.”
A hammer and a brick?! Is she planning to do some renovation on his private part or what? I know break ups can be heartwrenching but come on… what is up with girls and genital abuse? I don’t know how girly girls who are afraid of a tiny bug can suddenly switch to murder mode. Can any of you explain this to me phu-lease.
One bizarre story I read is about a Thai woman who cut off her husband’s ding dong and fed it to her DUCKS! I don’t know who to feel sorry for; the man or the ducks. Poor ducks! That is not a piece of chewy bread…SPIT THAT CRAP OUT!
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Another girl-gone-crazy story, is a woman, who drugged her hubby, sliced his penis off and ATTACHES IT TO A BUNCH OF BALLOONS! The genital was never found. Imagine riding on a plane and you see a penis floating by out of the window. -__-” I got no appetite liaos…
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My advise to all guys out there. if you want to break up with a girl, make sure u do it in a public place and wear your running shoes just in case you need to make an emergency sprint.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned,
Evil Bunny