After the first embarrassing-tell-all examples from Part one, it’s time for me to expose my own unofficial dating technique on how to win the heart of your girl. Like an animal in heat, we guys have to try all sorts of techniques to get the attention from the opposite sex… but unlike the Animal Kingdom, we don’t have shiny colorful feathers or a sexy mating dance. (If we do, then all of us will be line dancing by now.) God made our game more complex and it takes a lot of brain power, good clothes and skill for us guys to plant a flag on the girl that makes our heart melt.

The Teaser
Before I go on, you must be aware and be careful of the “teaser”. The teaser is a girl that would give blatant hints that she likes you but when you confess your feelings for her, she will reject you and deny any interests whatsoever.

The dating game is actually simple but teasers are the ones that makes it all crazy, humiliating and difficult. The teaser is what I refer to a girl who gives mixed signals. Sound, electrical, electromagnetic, morse code, .. whatever signal you can think off, she is there to manipulate it – and put your this-girl-like-me radar, all askew. The teaser can make any responsible, careful , decision making man into a bumbling idiot. But why would girls trick you by being flirty BUT have no intention to be with you? I’ve found a couple of reasons:-

1) Downright boredom

2) She’s just being a meanie. (Yup I know, its evil..more evil than me.)

3) And my favorite- she wants to see if her charm is still there.
Some single girls are teasers because they want to know if they are still in “demand”. So they send mixed signals just to let ANY guy do the approaching and when the guys does, she would say, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it that way. I’m not interested.”

Check out a real-life teaser below.

“Oops!…I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!…You think I’m in love
That I’m sent from above
I’m not that innocent”

Innocence got nothing to do with it, being a cold-hearted, evil meanie is!

The Invisible Guard
So now that you are aware of the teaser, I will introduce to you to the “invisible guard.” Every nice girl has this invisible guard. You cannot see it (hence the name invisible) but you can sense it. It is the feeling of APPREHENSION when a girl sees another single guy her age. She is wary because she feels this opposite-gender attraction vibe that the guy emits. She knows that if a guy her age comes into the room and start to make eye contact, she immediately get her guard up and start scrutinizing him. And that is not a good thing. The game is difficult even before it starts. D:

Let me give you an example:

Have you been in a lift alone with an old auntie and you can chat with her like whatever but once the old auntie gets off her floor and comes in a girl that is around your age, you suddenly feels the tension? Suddenly the whole lift reeks of sexual pheromones, and both of you don’t talk but you try to steal glances and she goes awkward? This is the guard I’m talking about and looks like its on full gear, with barbed wires and all.

Note: The invisible guard is subjective. It’s intensity vary from different girls. If the girl likes you, she may lower her guard to a small wall that you can climb over with ease. But if you look like a Mr Personality or she had too many bad experiences with jerks, her guard can be in the form of an impenetrable fortress with security cameras.

Point your mouse over the girl to see her invisible guard.

Point your mouse over the girl to see her invisible guard.

So how in the world can you prove to her that you are the nice guy she’s been looking for when she would not even give you a chance to begin with? How do you demolish that wall or at least make a small enough hole for you to get into her sacred Wonderland- a place where bunnies fly and chocolate tulips grow?

Pretend you are not interested in her and act like one of her random friend.
Yup, you read it right. Even though you have a shrine of her and collected her hair, skin and stool sample in neat little jars next to her picture, you cannot, at all cost, give her a hint that you are interested in her in the beginning. (Look at this mess, the girl who doesn’t like the guy, teases him, while the guy who like the girl can’t show his love. What a warp world we live in -__- ) If you like the girl and passionately show it even before the girl knows you well enough, the game is over even before it starts. The girl will start to scrutinize you and being the Mr Personality that you are, the results are not gonna be good. You have just sabotaged yourself.

What you gotta do is to show her that you are the next, regular guy friend that she has. Electric neutrons will start to send signals to her female brain, telling her there is no threat. “This guy is just another male bloke friend of mine. Whatever.” (But little does she knows that this bloke is a man on a mission. A mission to win her heart!) That way, she is calms down and she don’t see you as yet another annoying suitor.

When the guard is lowered, you can then, make your move as in, do little gestures to show that you care, have meaningful conversations, engage her mind and thoughts, make her laugh etc. But overall you MUST be sincere. If you are tired and can’t help her out then say “No.” Don’t be too eager to please… that sort of thing don’t work.

So that means, you must control yourself not to look at her every 5 seconds, keep your jaw intact and not drool, stay calm even though you are mess inside and act as if you don’t notice her. As days, weeks, months goes by, your nice-Mr Personality character will start to shine and if she have any shred of good in her, she will recognize it and appreciate your company. Soon, you will realize that she will start to contemplate you as more than a friend and ask herself question like “He is ugly but he got a good soul.” or “He is so nice to me, but I wish he would trim that hair coming out from his nose.”

This scenario is equivalent to the one below.

The dating game, explained in Discovery Channel style.
Like a weak baby foal who is lost in search of its mother,
you the carnivorous predator must strike now. Go for the jugular!

Real case scenario:
I asked a pretty girl on why she refuses the advances of a fellow suitor. Her reply was: “He seemed too eager.” That was the day I learn my lesson. I thought eager was good. Eager is when you are ready to burst all your love out, ready to serve the girl you adore. Eager, is “I’m ready to do anything that pleases you, so just ask for it and I will try my damnedest to make you happy.” But I guess girls see eager as a turn off. And I have been eager sooooo many times.

Real life eager example:
A friend of mine was interested in this girl and he kept giving her hints. The girl won’t budge and scoff at every attempt that he made. Then this friend of mine, cease all advances totally. He was pissed and he was tired of chasing so he stopped all smses and phone calls. The girl started to call him instead and that was the start of his relationship. They got married end of last year

Sorry, I’m attached
Another way to bring that guard of her down is to say you are attached on day one, even though it’s not true. Yes, now you have an imaginary girlfriend. I can see girls talk easy with me once they know I’m attached. The minute she knows I have a girlfriend, you can see the calm in her eyes. Her guard will be lowered because she thinks that you are not pursuing her. So she don’t feel all stressed out.

Another good thing about this is that, let’s face it, girls like guys who are attached. This analogy is the same as the employer who is conducting an interview. If you say that you have been unemployed for months even though it’s true, you will project an undesirable image to the employer. You will not be able to negotiate a higher salary because the employer knows that you are not sought after. So your value decreases. On other hand, if you say you are currently working, you are telling him that “I am needed in my present company. Even if you don’t give me this job, I have nothing to lose. So make me a good offer.”

So likewise, the girl will find you intriguing. Since she got her guard down, you are free to make your advances and if you can make her laugh and treat her right etc. she will start thinking. “I like this man. He makes me happy. I gotta start turning my charm on so that he will open his eyes and dump that b!tch of his.” But she doesn’t know that the b!tch doesn’t even exist.

Don’t mention your fake gf too often. Use the fake gf trick sparingly.
Dump your fake gf fast.
Honestly, I’ve never used this fake gf technique. I include it in because I realize that girls are not as apprehensive once they know I am with someone
and not interested in them

Desperate times calls for Desperate skills.
Lets us just say, you are not comfortable cheating on a fake girlfriend or you don’t think you can keep up with the charade. There’s one more thing you can do.. get a skill. I have seen toads at chalet gathering swarmed with girls just because they are good playing the guitar. He would croon, “Ode to my family” from the Cranberries and girls would be singing with him like blind zombies. In between the chorus, they seem to have forgotten that he’s a toad and what matters is that the song is awesome. They want to bring him home so that he can strum his guitar in their living room. I wish I can play the guitar. -__-”

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One thing good about skills is that you can target the type of girls that you like. If you dress up all black and do awesome magic, you’ll attract goth girls. If you start a rock band and actually play good music that manage to hit the radio waves, you’ll get tattooed, wild rocker chicks. (I saw this popular rock band on TV and the musician was this fat slob with dreadlocks but he got 2 hot rock chicks hanging out in his studio. If the fat slob was a bus driver, the girls will be nowhere in sight.) If you happen to create an Enjet – Enjet semut cartoon and then decided to post crappy articles on your website, you’ll get Minahs adding you to Friendster  hee. (Before that, I have only 5 friends and 1 testimonial.)

Plant your Flag
So, your dream girl has lowered her guard and you have successfully infiltrated her domain. She signaled some positive vibe and both of you enjoy each other’s company. You guys are hanging out in groups all the time.. (I said hanging out, not making out.) But it’s not the end, she is susceptible to other advancement from other guys because she is technically still single. This is what you gotta do. You have to plant your flag. Locally, minahs call it the “sound”.

The “sound” is the breaking point; it’s life and death! It’s the point where you can either see the fruit of your investment or a total waste of time by some teaser. I know it’s gonna be tough because you are putting yourself on the spot. Your ego and dignity is at the lowest and it’s free for her to trample on if she wants too. But it’s okay because you are a guy. And guys should be tougher and have a thicker skin than girls, that’s what at least I tell myself whenever I want to sound a girl. Most guys like to do it over the phone. I like to do it face to face. But what do you say to her? Every guy has his means.

The Romeo guy will spout poetry and other subtleties, another guy may use shadow puppets to express how he feels, some guys turned their gay mode on and start to blab about his feelings; the last time I did it was like securing a business deal. Haha! You can relay the message anyway you like but all messages must have:

1) the clear confession of love for the girl to assert that this is no mixed signal and to acquire whether she feels the same.
2) the suggestion to bring the friendship to another level ie; of a couple
3) the clear rule that neither party should welcome the advancement of other suitors.

If she agrees to all conditions then, congratulations, you are now finally attach to the girl of your dreams! If she don’t, pick up your broken heart, don’t watch any romantic movies or listen to love songs for 6 months straight. Heal. And then start to find another girl. And ladies, when you make your decision, be sure that you have thought about it carefully because guys don’t like to sound twice on the same girl.

My vivid memory of sounding a girl was years back. I expressed everything and she grew pale. Then she looked like she wanted to puke. After that, she said..

That’s right folks- a girl gotta think 24 hours to get hook up with me. It was like waiting for some test result. Worst than O levels. But did she say yes? Hey I gotta draw the line somewhere right?

I’m not telling,
Evil Bunny

PS: Last but not least, I just have to add that sometimes when you can’t get a certain girl, it’s because she has a specific prerequisite, example;some girls doesn’t like short guys or guys who are younger than her etc. So if she rejects you, don’t be too hard on yourself.

DISCLAIMER: The techniques I shared with you above might be used by jerks so girls be EXTRA careful. I do not like to promote free-mixing and I am Pro-marriage. I discourage holding hands because little things like these will lead to unhealthy lifestyles example; fornication. So hang out in groups and don’t touch nothing. And yes, it can be done!