I don’t agree with the entire dating culture that we have always been accustomed to. We got this influence from the West and their way of life. If I have my way, I don’t mind being arranged for marriage AS LONG AS I can meet the girl face to face, and have a conversation with her and ask her a bunch of questions. Another thing I do not like about dating is the fact that sometimes you meet girls that likes to lead you on even though they don’t like you.
You know, the one that is either confused and have other guys in mind, or the one who wanna make you their back-up guy just in case they are still single when they hit 35, or the one who is just “too nice” to turn you down politely. Yeah right… too nice till you’ve been led on for YEARS. These spoilers make dating very exhausting.
If only it’s as easy as this.
I prefer girls who give the cold shoulder if she is not interested. I say that is the right thing to do. The guy might be heartbroken but at the very least, he picks up the pieces and he moves on.
Anyway, I had an online conversation with a friend of mine weeks back and he lamented about the same problem. He is pursuing a girl to get married. But after a couple of minutes of chatting with him, I suspect that this girl is not interested in him and I advise him not waste time and move on.
So, just for you guys out there, let the Evil Bunny make life a little easier. Here is a list on… “How to tell if a girl don’t like you.”
1) You gave her a gift. She does not accepts it.
Girls not accepting your gift is a HUGE hint she don’t like you. Birthday gifts does not count. Giving her gifts like t-shirts and fridge magnets don’t count either. Give her a romantic gift and if she declines and marked the package “Return to Sender”, it’s time to move on. But this tip is not foolproof because there are some materialistic bimbos out there who just ACCEPTS ANYTHING. So let’s move to tip numbah 2!
2) She plays match maker.
Give her a hint and say you are ready to settle down. Ask her if she have anybody who is suitable for you. If she likes you, she would be blushing and have a huge smile on her face, giggling like a school girl. (Don’t date school girls you guys, they are too young -_-“)
But if she start to really consider this match making job and gives you phone numbers of her single uggo friends… I’m sorry to say, she is not interested. Back to the drawing board.
3) She rather do boring things then spend time with you.
As pathetic as this may sound, this happened to me eons ago and my heart have not healed from the pain. Say you are very near her neighborhood. When I say near, I mean you are under her void deck.
Then you called you up and say “Hey whatcha doin?! Guess where I am right now?”
And she excitedly says “Where?!”
And you say “Guess lah!”
And she says “I don’t know.”
And you say “I’m downstairs! Under your block! Hahaha! You wanna meet up?”
And her reply goes “Oh, I have to do the laundry / homework / feed the pet fish / watch the kettle boil….”
OUCH. I grew 3 years older from that conversation alone. If she prefers to do chores than to hang out with you, its a safe bet she don’t like you.
4) You tell her you have a (fake) girlfriend and she is happy for you.
Another strategy to see if a girl likes you is to tell her that you are interested in another girl. This may be a blatant lie but what we want from this experiment is to observe her reaction. We need to see some form…. ANY FORM of jealousy, people. If she says stuff like “Good for you. I would love to meet her.” Pack your bags. Case close. All systems down. All your bases are belongs to us.
5) She does not mention you in her future plans.
Ask her about her plans for the future and if she goes on and on about traveling the world, having lots of cats, career and did not once mention your name. I say, its time for YOU to consider a future without her.
6) She does not care for your presence.
Ok, there is going to be yet another one of those lame chalet gathering and she is not going. Get a decoy and tell her about the gathering and now add this line “But “your name” will also be there.” If she says “So?!” That’s not the reply we are hoping for is it? But if she gets depress and profusely explains why she can’t make it or she tries her best to be there… Then she’s a keeper. 
7) She logs out fast and often when she chats with you online.
Since we are in the internet age, chances are, most of you guys will chat online. If a girl likes you, she would like to chat with you for HOURS. But that is not a solid indicator. Pay attention to what sort of topic she is chatting on. If the chat is about how crappy her work is, her job and random life stuff and no flirty material… that is just an indication you might be in the friend-forever-alone zone.
Its time to pop the Milo and celebrate.
8. She said “No.”
There are some girls who play hard to get but if she gives you the “bored” look with a stern “No.”… that means its a no. It’s not a half yes. It doesn’t mean you raise it up a notch and woo her harder. There is no need to change strategy. Remember, time and the Playstation will heal all wounds.
Hope this helps. Now go find that girl and get married 
Love Police strikes again,
Evil Bunny!