Ok since I wrote an article about my top 3 Fav teachers… Now let me write about the worst teachers I came across throughout my school life. To help retain their dignity, I will mask their names.. so let’s start with…

#3 Mdm S and Mr T
Now these two teachers have adopted the notorious, old school, Tiger style way of teaching. If you don’t do anything to their liking, be sure to expect some condescending remarks. It’s as if they thrive at belittling others. Mr T was so strict that he would blast any yawning student (even if done quietly) while he was teaching. Because of this, everybody gotta yawn through their nose. I still remember he gave me a hard time on the first day of school. And that is after I volunteered to clean the blackboard for him. -__-

And he is also the one that said “You students cannot even smell the doorstep of Raffles Institution.” As you can see, he treats RI as some sort of education Heaven. He reminds me of the kiasu parent that forces their unwilling kids to play piano or violin because he equate this as success… What a dumba$$.

Mdm S on the other hand was in charge of discipline for the whole damn school. I believe she learn her discipline methods from China’s concentration camps. If you did any wrong, she would first ask you to state your case. While you are frantically explaining to her, you can see that she is not listening and give you the brain-dead look. After you are done speaking, she will disagree with you no matter what, so there goes your legs – You have to stand outside the teachers room throughout the entire recess time. What’s worse… that woman only took 1 or 2 MC ever throughout her teaching career. I guess traumatizing Primary school children will keep a middle age woman healthy and stress free. Bluegh.

Just another day for Mr T.

#2 Mr P
Next is a Malay teacher by the name Mr P. Now this guy is the mark of an expensive, lazy civil servant I so abhor. He walks around with a huge pot belly. He mumbles to himself when he teaches Malay and the best part is, he will sleep right in front of his students in the middle of class. Our Malay class is located in a secluded part of school so he thinks he can get away with it until one day the principal did his routine walkabout and saw Mr. P all asleep like a baby with us 5 students chatting by ourselves. The Principal did not interrupt his sleep but continue his walk and came back again to see Mr P still sleeping. Haha.

Honestly I’m glad that happened. To cut the story short, Mr P finally woke up, wipe off his drool and realizes the trouble he is in. From all the students, he asked me to relay to him what happened in private. “You slept in class and got caught fool!” I didn’t say it like that. But you get what I mean. From what I know, the Principal told him to take a couple of days off to set himself straight. He did not sleep in class after that

#1 Mr B
Now this is a teacher from Hell. Mr B is one of those old school, narrow minded, feckless Malay teacher I’ve seen to date. I don’t know how he landed in the payroll to begin with. He also sees himself as a defender of Islam even though his methods of preaching got nothing to do with Islam whatsoever. Instead of teaching the Malay language, each student have to stand one by one and recite Quranic verses that we are supposed to memorize. I bet he did that just to kill time.

He also has a special way to punish students. Since he is very “pious” he would make students write on a piece of paper on the floor BUT you must be in the prostrating position. So that means the students will look as if they are bowing/praying/prostrating to the rest of the class. -__-

He reminds me of the stupid, strict “Islamic” Dad that forces his children to pray but knows zero hadith cause he is too lazy to study himself. After a couple of months went by and totally NO Malay homework was given, I told my Mum and she complained to the HOD. The school told him that every student needs to have X number of Malay compositions done by the end of the term. Since we did nothing but recite Quranic verses the whole time, now he tells us to copy, Malay compositions from the blackboard. -__- When the school saw that the whole class having the same, identical compositions…. Shortly after, I’ve never heard of him again.

Where do they get these crazies from?
Evil Bunny!

PS: Do you have any experience with the best and worst teachers? Email me your story at happeepill@gmail.com