So yesterday I went shopping for some clothes. I bought a bunch of t-shirts, a sweater and a pair of hooded sweatshirts. And being the guy that I am, I just grab, place the garment on my chest and look in the mirror to see if it fits me. I went to the cashier, pay and get on with my life.

Unfortunately, its either the mirror was playing games with me or I was just plain cock eyed… When I reached home and tried the clothes on, it was one size too small. DAMNIT!

I decided to share my anguish with the rest of the world via a tweet.

And then come the love and advice from Happeepill fans. I can almost feel their warm embrace.

Haha -__-”. I’ll get you guys next time.Grrr… Anyway, I went to the store again and changed the size from XS to S.

I bought a maroon sweater made by the finest kambing fur. Its so high quality, you can almost smell the kambing.

Gray hooded sweatshirt. For those sad, gray days. Whenever it gets cloudy and drizzles, I will be wearing this with the hood on and walk with my face down like an emo kid.

Black hooded sweatshirt. Just in case Singaporeans suddenly flipped and have a mass public protest. I will straight away reach for this black revolution-ready sweatshirt. I just need to tie a black handkerchief over half my face and I’m all set to throw molotov cocktails in style. Bwahahah!

Remember EB…. the fitting room is your friend,
Evil Bunny